Joseph's Wood Block



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Blocky is Joseph's pet wood block, and is a key plot device in The Joseph Saga.

Appearance
Blocky is a block, upon closer inspection, he appears to be made of wood.

Personality
Blocky is very kind and donates to charity often. He hates Dylan, because one time Dylan used him as a doorstopper.

History
At the beginning of the universe, Dylan and Blocky were stuck together, Dylan hated the wood block, and threw it at some goat that was stuck in a fence, resulting in the creation of the Universe. Over many millennium Blocky caused many mysterious anomalies. Until Joseph found it, and declared it his pet.

Powers and Abilities
Blocky's true powers are unknown, but if one throws Blocky at somebody's head, they will stop moving.

Trivia

 * Look, it's a wood block, what the hell am I supposed to write about?
 * Joseph, not often, but on the occasion has been know to use the wood block when he uses his special technique wood throw. It's imperative you know it is a different technique to that of the 'rock throw' which is used by some of the furry friends that Sam has in his secret furry army.