Dylan

"The Dylan is me, you are the Dylan, the me is Dylan. All is Dylan."

Dylan is the main antagonist of The Joseph Saga.

Appearence
Dylan is a physical hallucination, it is currently unknown what he looks like because he has the ability to change into anything stupid. He generally stays in the shape of a 14-year old with the voice of a hipster 30-year old, with Mexican flavored skin. He also wears a hipster lion T-Shirt. Sometimes  Dylan is a Purple Caucasian Male and has the consistency of melted lava. He has 2 black holes on his face which are believed to be considered eyes. It has recently been discovered that he has a body below his neck.

Personality
Being from California, Dylan is a Bud Light drinking surfer who is super chill and makes peace signs all the time, but like most Californians, he can't actually swim.

History
Dylan was created from a combination consisting of bacon grease and salt during The Great Throw of -4000. After being created, he is visited by many ethereal entities, he decided that he should go and watch the Comedy Blockbuster hit known as "Reality." Shortly after he did, he got sucked into its universe, and in a fit of rage he accidentally bumped up Malachu's SR by -600. Eventually he made his way to a non-stereotypical high-school where he ate cinnamon and ended up vomiting another reality. He currently has 12-days left in his 30-day free trial.

Powers and Abilities
Dylan has possibly the highest amount of abilities in The Joseph Saga, with the ability to create plot holes by inhaling Cinnamon, the ability to grow fungus inside of drink dispensers, and the ability to throw Yu-Gi-Oh cards with precise accuracy. He can cause miscarriages by drinking Dr. Pepper, he can also play Overwatch very terribly with his feet. He also has the ability to possess Sam's mouse.

Trivia

 * Dylan is currently the fattest character in The Joseph Saga, behind Malachu and in front of Joseph.
 * Dylan is currently and without bias; editing this wiki.
 * Dylan has the smallest amount of powers.
 * Dylan once arm-wrestled Jesus.
 * Dylan once threw a card with such accuracy he won a duel without it even beginning.
 * 9 is Dylan's lucky number. Whenever he and Malachu SMASH, he casts his magic spell of 9 with his hammer wand, defeating the Malachu.
 * Dylan is one of the best duelists within the saga.
 * Dylan is a hive mind made up of an indefinite amount of nanoDylans.
 * Dylan's favorite game is Xenoblade Chronicles.