Shanito Bandito

"Jon, listen to me. Despite his obnoxious music and sheer incompetence, that little fucker can move. He took all of our lego sets, how the fuck did he take 400 lego sets in 4 minutes?."

~ Dylan asking how Shanito Bandito can disobey physics

The illusive Shanito Bandito is a character who resides within The Joseph Saga. He is the main antagonist of the "Shanito High Council" arc. He is the alter ego of Shane. Because everyone has a fucking alter ego these days.

Appearance
It's Shane. It's fucking Shane. It's Shane with a sombrero and a fucking luchador mask. You may be asking, "well if it's Shane why don't people just camp outside his house?" I honestly don't know, it's Shane. You know what, remember Paul Blart in the Luchador costume? That's the design, that's it. There's no more. Go on, read about his lack of personality.

Personality
Shanito Bandito is a very enthusiastic Shane, who constantly spouts his theme song, which is a probably racist Mexican guitar chord. He is a very mean Shane, who steals stuff but can be bribed to help people. As Dylan bribed the Shanito Bandito with 20$ and a half-eaten bag of gummy worms. He inherits most of Shane's personality.

History
The mythical Shanito Bandito was created in the same factory that Chemical X was created at. Shane tripped and fell into Willy Wonka's chocolate factory during an average Friday night. Then he died, that's it, he died. Dylan felt bad and revived him using Flex Tape and a band-aid. The Shanito Bandito was born out of the salt of the Ambassador nerf, even though Dylan doesn't play Spy. Rumors have it that Joseph was there and Dylan was low on ingredients. Shanito then returned to his home and killed all the Asians.

The end.

Powers and Abilities
Shanito Bandito can steal anything, he stole Tristan's virginity once. He gave it back, disgusted. Shanito Bandito also has the ability to fit anything stolen into a Walmart bag, this has allowed him to steal the Statue of Liberty, and Blocky. He can also summon shadow clones, which don't obey him.

Trivia

 * Dylan was bribed to write this, and he's currently screaming.
 * Sam has F U R R Y D I S G U S T for this creature.
 * Shane is Shanito Bandito.
 * Shanito Bandito is Shane.