Sam

"You havin a fockin laugh m8?"

Sam is Dylan's Lawyer and the main furtagonist in The Joseph Saga.

Appearence
Sam is a black and white wolf disguised as a Husky with black and white fur inside of a fursuit. This fursuit changes colours randomly, from black to black. He has dog ears that have the ability to captivate people. He is also been seen to wear glasses when he is in his human suit.

Personality
Sam is a sadistic fuck that kicks babies and kicks kittens. He has been shown to be incredibly intellegent, as when Dylan told him to "Fuck Himself," and Sam responded with: "No." However he has the ability to charm other furries into giving him free shit, which means that he might be nice. Alright.

History
Sam was created when Dylan threw a tin of Lincoln Logs, a Scooby-Doo plush, and some fire into a fire, which created the most sadistic fuck in The Joseph Saga. After being created, he moved to Oregon, and then realized it sucked, and teleported to an alternate dimension where the current series takes place. After being placed in an Anime High School, Joseph threw up on him, resulting in their friendship. Shortly after, Dylan hired him as his lawyer, which he quickly took advantage of, knowing it would lead him closer to his goal, which no others of this dimension, except those of his furry friends, knew of.

Powers and Abilities
Sam has the ability to set fire on fire, and cause sick burns. Along with immediately combusting upon hearing anything Anime related. Sam has the ability to cause all non-furries to have migrains. Aswell as being able to become to come alergic to pizza after eating pizza. As a result of his super intelligence, he has the ability to outwit anyone in an argument.

Trivia

 * Sam is currently the only person whose gender is unknown.
 * Sam is currently on fire.
 * Sam is on fire.
 * Sam is fire.
 * Caleb might be Sam's twin, it is unknown. Although, Sam denies it entirely.
 * Sam is the only person known to SMASH Malachu to the point of clashing with the 5th wall. The only way the Malachu can survive the SMASH is to use his powers to distort the universe to his advantage, although at times Sam has been seen taking the distortions to his advantage as well.