Merc

"WHERE THE FUCK IS MICHAEL HE ATE MY FROSTED FLAKES" - Merc preparing to turn Michael inside out while Michael watches in object horror.

Mercy is a character within the Joseph Saga. Her main goal is to beat the shit out of Michael. Nothing else matters. She's the embodiment of "True Neutral" on the alignment chart.

Personality
Mercy is from New York, and is therefore extremely racist. She has a craving for chopped cheese, but is lactose intolerant. Basically she's a weak-willed piece of shit who probably still watches Friends on Netflix. Netflix still keeps Friends on Netflix despite dropping Captain America: Civil War after like a year and a half. What the fuck?

History
Merc rolled off the factory floor in China as a Mercedes pickup truck, and was quickly put to work quenching Jewish rebellions within Jerusalem. After grinding their bones to make their bread, she met her brother Michael. Together, they became loving siblings.

Pfffffft. Nah I'm fucking with you.

Michael took 20$ and never returned it, and she's been hunting Michael to the edges of the Earth since 2017. Michael is clever, however, and has been hiding under Merc's bed like the fucking gnome he is. Merc doesn't know this so don't tell her. He's been too poor to pay taxes so he's riding on Merc's hard work like the Jew he is.

Powers and Abilities
Merc has the ability to be on Twitter, and gain followers by dabbing at the rate of -1 followers per dab. This has boosted her follower account to like, 40.

She can also recite the Transformers movie scripts by heart. Dylan isn't sure if this is a power or fucking bullshit. Research is still ongoing.

Trivia

 * Merc didn't want this.
 * Michael and Mercy are not actually related, this doesn't mean you can ship them together, you fucking disgusting weebs.
 * Merc is the worst L4D2 player on Earth.
 * Merc's facial features can be summed up as "Glasses".
 * I bet Mercy hasn't even watched Yugioh.
 * Mercy mains healer, like a beta cuck.