Shane

"I don't play with stuffed animals, I PLAY WITH POINTY STUFFED ANIMALS!"

Shane is a minor antagonist in The Joseph Saga. Not to be confused with SHANITO BANDITO.

Appearance
Shane is literally an ass, with eyes, like, big anime eyes. He also has limbs, and a stuffed teddy bear named "Fuckbuddy." When he isn't an ass, Shane is a Music.ly star who looks like a white male model, he isn't. Dylan assures this.

Personality
Shane is generally a sociopathic plane crashing madman with an insane obsession with stuffed animals and Dylan's cat. When he isn't a sociopath, he's kicking people in balls, building shitty Pokemon teams, and once bought Dylan a pack of Fusion Enforcers. Due to this, Dylan says that he's "alrite."

History
Shane was adopted by Dylan from Shanes R Us. Shortly afterward, Dylan kicked him out because he didn't pay his rent. He now lives in Mexico with 20 children.

Rise to Power
Shane shortly discovered his ability to steal anything and everything, he used this ability to steal copyrights for the hit anime "Beyblade," which was relicensed into "Shanito Bandito." Shane became rich and sacrificed many stuffed animals to Satan, Satan was pleased and gave Shane 56 pieces of cardboard, in the shape of stuffed animals, one of which was stolen by Sam.

Nowadays
Shane and Jon currently work together at Youtubes Legal Division, which specializes in banning Youtubers with over 1 Million subscribers. He then helped Dylan create Savannah by throwing some crayons, a box set of the first 4 seasons of Fairy Tale, and a Disney princess into a tar pit outside Sam's pocket dimension.

Powers and Abilities
Shane has the ability to animate stuffed animals, along with the ability to make cans of soda explode by blinking. He has the ability to steal the rights to anything ever unless Dylan says no. He has the ability to make all cats obey his will, as well as raising his voice so high that he cracks glass. By inhaling helium, he can make his voice deeper.

Trivia

 * Dylan deleted the original page for Shane because according to him, it was "Too good."
 * Shane is the first minor character with a page, hurrah.
 * Shane does not like stuffed animals, although Dylan does think he is a furry.
 * Shortly after typing this, Dylan disappeared for 5 years.