Joseph



''"What the hell, I got shot through a wall!" -Joseph''

Joseph is the main protagonist of The Joseph Saga. His alter alias is Joseph Ngata.

Appearence
Joseph is believed to look something like a human being, with limbs, skin, and a hotdog in his pants to disguise as a female. He has hair, but ever since watching Sword Art Online, his hair changes colors randomly. From Period-Red to Moldy Bacon Strip Brown. He wears clothes.

Personality
According to everyone ever, Joseph is "an autistic fuckhead." True to this statement, he once opened a fursuit and saw nobody inside it. Also true to this statement, he is very mean, and kicks rocks.

History
Joseph was born when he reached the ripe age of 13. Ever since then, he grew quite a few nanometers wide, resulting in a fairly convincing human design upon assimilating into society. One day, after experiencing a week of asshole throwers and a severe stomach pain, Joseph vomited a wide array of Salt Shaped taco trucks onto Sam's lap during Geometry, which resulted in his sudden friendship with the Furry. Later down the line, Dylan was created, and as Joseph insistently followed the furry around against its wishes, he encountered Dylan, and after a short time became friends with the Dylan. He was present during the fall of Berlin during WW2, disguised as a German doctor. His current status is unknown.

Powers and Abilities
Joseph has the ability to have birth when drinking Baja Blast. Aswell as having the ability to spark arguments by saying "Fuck." Joseph has been shown to be a very skilled thrower, as seen when he made all the Grandmasters fall down to Silver. His most powerful ability is the ability to main whatever everyone else is currently using. He can turn gold into pennies.

Trivia

 * Joseph has a fuck counter.
 * Joseph is a Joseph.
 * Joseph is Joseph.
 * Joseph