Tristan

I'm going to go the the V.I.P lounge and sip my cheaply made champagne that makes me seem more important than I really am."

Tristan is a semi-important character in The Joseph Saga.

Appearence
Tristan is a Jewish East Korean Man disguised as a generic white male, with everything to help him hide from the Holocaust. He has milky black skin, with two white eyes, a generic mouth, and limbs.

History
Tristan was created by the combination of both Dylan's credit card and some milk that spilled while he was throwing a round of Starcraft 4. He went to school for 19 years before he was born to the world.

The War
Tristan was unluckily born during WW2, and was forced to flee to Nazi, Germany where he became Hitler's Dog for many years, before being discovered and forced to flee. He ended up getting trapped in a toxic shower, he manages to survive by making a deal with Jon.

Enslavement
After being saved by Jon, he is kidnapped by Dylan. Dylan forced him to set Teddy Bears on fire in order to awaken Dylan's pet deity  Chong Chin. Dylan later defeats Chong Chin, and in a fit of rage, kicks Tristan in the balls. Accidently creating a religion/cult known as Tristianity. He currently lives in a suburban home with his generic cookie cutter wife, his bitchy daugher, his sporty son, and superhuman baby.

Personality
Tristan is white, and likes to remind everyone else that he is white. He likes to brag about how he's totally going to go golfing with his failure of a son, but ends up watching shitty sitcoms anyway.

Powers and Abilities
Look, he's white, what the fuck am I supposed to write about? I mean, if we count money as a power, that's one. I mean, he makes terrible coffee. He causes the stock prices to plummet by talking about the 2016 election. So uh, yeah.

Trivia

 * Tristan is white.
 * Tristan is rich.
 * Tristan has a credit card.
 * Tristan is white.